28 June – We Have Lost The Coffee – Out Now!

It’s the day that coffee and comedy lovers have been waiting for! ‘We Have Lost The Coffee’ is now available to purchase from Amazon and read at your leisure. Its 42 chapters are packed with non-stop comedy, action and coffee jokes set in London, 2045, during the Coffee Wars – a dispute which has seen the nation’s caffeine supplies hit critical levels. I know – it sounds more like a horror, but I’ve managed to achieve the impossible and make it incredibly funny. You can buy it here:

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27 June – We Have Another Audiobook

Good news for people who prefer to listen to their books. The ‘We Have Lost The Pelicans’ audiobook is out today. Narrated by British actor Gildart Jackson, you can pick it up for just a few pounds (or dollars) on Amazon, if you’ve already bought the e-book. Perfect listening for the beach, the car or the bath. Here are the lovely links:

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8 June – We Have Lost The Coffee – Now Available to Pre-Order

Yes, it’s the day that comedy – and caffeine – fans have been waiting for. My latest comedy-thriller We Have Lost The Coffee is now available to pre-order on Amazon for the discounted price of £1.99 ($2.99 if you live in the United States of Starbucks & $3.99 in Australia and Canada). It will be released on 28 June. You can then read it while sipping a skinny latte, mocha or frappuccino (other hot drinks are also available). Here are the links. But be careful…they’re still hot!

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23 May – We Have Lost The President Audiobook – Out Now

The We Have Lost The President audiobook is now available to download and enjoy. Narrated by British actor Gildart Jackson – a man of many voices – it is available from Amazon and other audiobook retailers. If you visit the book’s Amazon page, you’ll see an ‘Audio Download’ (Amazon UK) or ‘Audible Audiobook’ (Amazon US) option. Click it and you will be taken to a separate audiobook page, where you can purchase it. Happy listening!

5 May – Very Funny Newsletter

Issue #5 is out today. It contains updates on books 3 and 4, as well as some thoughts on one-star Amazon reviews. You can subscribe, or read the latest newsletter, by clicking here.

3 May – The Blog is Back!

After a six-month break, I’ve restarted my blog. I’ll be focusing it more on funny stuff from now on. First up is a post entitled ‘When Humo(u)r Goes Bad’ which includes excerpts from some of the reviews that say that I’m not funny. Yes, they do exist! You can read it here.

28 April – We Have Lost The Chihuahuas

With book three in the series, We Have Lost The Coffee, just two months away, work has already started on book four – We Have Lost The Chihuahuas. This is scheduled for release at the end of November. It features regulars such as Howie, Britt, Freddie and Martha, as well as a host of new characters. These include a gum-chewing British First Lady from California, a psychopathic half-British, half-French vice president, and a Mexican embassy official who studied at the University of Chihuahua. There will be regular updates on this and other ‘We Have Lost’ titles in my Very Funny Newsletter over the coming weeks. So, if you haven’t signed up already, please do!

21 April – Very Funny Newsletter

Issue #4 is out today. It contains updates on books 3 and 4, as well as some info on my Goodreads author’s page. You can subscribe, or read the latest newsletter, by clicking here.

14 April – New Twitter Me

Yes, that’s right, my socially-mediated friends. From today, I am no longer @IamTheHuman on Twitter. I am now @QuiteFunnyGuy. Why not @VeryFunnyGuy I hear you cry across the interwebs? Well, I’m a very modest kind of homo sapien. And also, someone else already had that username. But I prefer ‘Quite Funny Guy’ anyway. Who knows? Maybe I’ll write a novel called ‘Quite Funny Guy’, one day? A novel that’s made into a film…maybe one starring Sam Rockwell and Angelina Jolie. Okay, that’s enough daydreaming. Just follow me on Twitter and I’ll be happy. Thanks!

7 April – Very Funny Newsletter

Issue #3 has been sent out today. Subscribers can win the chance to win a £10 (or $10) Amazon voucher. For more details, visit the Newsletter page.

18 March – We Have Lost The Coffee – Update

After two months of intensive writing, I’ve now written 33 out of 40 chapters of We Have Lost The Coffee – the third book in the ‘We Have Lost’ series. The first draft should be completed by the end of March. After that milestone, it’s off to the test readers for a week or so. Then my editor gets her hands on it. When it’s returned from there, it gets tweaked some more, before being sent to a team of bloggers in late May. They will read and review it in time for the official launch on Wednesday 28th June.

A ‘Facebook party’ is planned for launch day (no, I’m not sure what that is either, but it sounds fun!). I plan to make the e-book available for pre-orders on Amazon from early June, when it will be priced at £1.99 and $2.99.

To keep up-to-date with the latest developments – including what’s happening with book four in the series – sign up for my Very Funny Newsletter (click here for more details).

2 March – We Have Another Best Seller!

Yes, that’s right. We Have Lost The Pelicans has bumped its older brother off the #1 spot in the Amazon US ‘Political Humor’ category and is now officially a best seller. It’s also gaining some great reviews on Amazon and Goodreads. And it’s still only costs £1.99 or $2.99 to download. So, if you haven’t bought it already, what are you waiting for?!

17 February – Sign up for my Very Funny Newsletter for a chance to win an Amazon voucher

Every good indie author needs a newsletter, so I’ll be sending out the first edition of my Very Funny Newsletter in March. Before that momentous day, I need people to subscribe to it. And to get things moving, I will be giving away £150 of Amazon vouchers over the course of the next few months. The first 100 subscribers will go into a draw to win a £15 (or $15) Amazon voucher. And the next set of 100 subscribers will go into another draw for another voucher…and so on, until we reach 1,000 subscribers. You can sign up by visiting the Very Funny Newsletter section of this website.