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We Have Lost The Coffee (We Have Lost series – Book 3)

The third instalment of Paul Mathews’ popular We Have Lost comedy-thriller series is set in London, 2045, three months into Coffee Wars that have seen the British Republic’s coffee supplies hit critical levels. After the sudden disappearance of the nation’s emergency caffeine stockpiles, Howie Pond is asked to investigate and help prevent London descending into coffee chaos. Meanwhile, his journalist wife, Britt, is on the trail of royal fugitive Emma Windsor as she chases the scoop of the century.

An audiobook version will released in autumn 2017.

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We Have Lost The Pelicans (We Have Lost series – Book 2)

The second book in the series centres on the mysterious disappearance of the St James’ Park pelicans, the day before the president unveils the Republic’s new pelican flag. At the same time, British security services have intercepted some secret messages that could mean trouble for the new Republican government. Presidential spokesperson and rookie secret agent Howie Pond does his best to find out what’s going on, without missing any of his lunch breaks. Meanwhile, his journalist fiancée Britt is on a mission to find out who owns Windsor Castle. All this, and Howie and Britt are supposed to be getting married tomorrow…

This e-book has achieved #1 best-seller status in the Amazon US ‘Political Humor’ e-book charts.

We Have Lost The Pelicans can also be purchased as an audiobook from Amazon, Audible, iTunes and other retailers.

You can find out more details about the book here.

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We Have Lost The President (We Have Lost series – Book 1)

The debut comedy-thriller novel by Paul Mathews is set in a British Republic in the year 2044 – a world without royals, the internet or mobile phones. It features presidential spokesperson Howie Pond and his journalist girlfriend Britt, as they both try to solve the mystery of a president who’s vanished overnight from Buckingham Palace.

This e-book has been a #1 best-seller in the Amazon US ‘Political Humor’ e-book charts for several months. It has also previously hit #1 in ‘British Humor & Satire’.

We Have Lost The President can also be purchased as an audiobook from Amazon, Audible, iTunes and other retailers.

You can find out more information about the book here.

Further information: For updates on the series, you can follow @WeHaveLostBooks on Twitter, ‘like’ the books’ Facebook page or check the News section of this website.